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LAUGH RESORT
ADEK: Will you marry me?
GRO: Oo pero meron akong past?
ADEK: Ok lang, wala naman akong future eh!
JUAN: Kahit tindero ako ng fishball, me anak ako sa Ateneo, UP at LaSalle! PEDRO: Wow, ano course?
JUAN: Ala, titinda din ng fishball!
JUAN: Tay, ang CORRESPONDENCE po ba ay dalawang R?
TATAY: Gawin mo ng tatlo anak, para sigurado!
JUAN:Galing nyo talaga tay, sigurista!
Sa harap ng Statue of Liberty... ITALIAN: Magnifico! BRITISH: Brilliant! AMERICAN: Amazing!
PINOY: Picture! Picture! Pang-Facebook!
Pumasok ang isang pasyente sa klinika... PASYENTE: Dok, tulungan nyo po ako... pakiramdam ko, binabalewala ako
ng mga tao!
DOKTOR: Next!
FRANK: Alam mo ba na nauutusan ko ang aso ko na bumili ng dyaryo para sa akin! PNOY: Alam ko.
FRANK: Pano mo nalaman?
PNOY: Knuwento sakin ng aso ko!
Nasalubong ng lasing ang isang fat girl na my dalang aso.
LASING: Hoy,san mo nkuha yang baboy? BABAE: Aso to, di baboy!
LASING: Wag ka sumabat yung aso kausap ko!
JUAN: Dok, sobra lungkot dto s mental kaya sinulatan ko ang sarili ko! DOCTOR: Eh ano nman sinabi mo? JUAN:Ewan ko,next week ko p matatanggap eh!
TATAY: Bakit BAGSAK ka sa exam? JUAN:Dahil po sa pag-absent tay! TATAY:Absent ka nung itinuro? JUAN:Hindi po! Absent yung KATABI ko nung exam!
Janella stars in her own drama series via ABS-CBN’S
“OH MY G!”
Singer-actress Janella Salvador stars in a unique love story that centers on the journey of an orphaned
teenager in ABS-CBN’s
newest feel-good drama
series titled “Oh My
G” which began airing
January 19. “Unlike other
love stories, ‘Oh My G’ is
not purely about romance.
It is about my role Sophie’s life as a teenager, her struggles in school, friends, love, and more importantly her faith,” said Janella whose character’s perfect life is about to turn around because of the death of her parents. Janella considers “Oh My G” close to her heart not only for being her first starring teleserye, but also because of the inspiration, lessons, and values it will impart to viewers especially for teens like her who are too preoccupied with school, family, and social media.
Janella added that the show was conceptualized through the personal request of Carmelite nuns to ABS-CBN president Charo Santos-Concio, in celebration of St. Teresa of Avila’s 5th birth centenary on March.
Also joining Janella in “Oh My G!” are Marlo Mortel, Manolo Pedrosa, Sunshine Cruz, Dominic Ochoa, John Arcilla, Edgar Allan Guzman, and Janice de Belen. Eric Quizon and Maricar Reyes will also appear for special participations. It is under the direction of Roni Velasco and Paco Sta. Maria.
Don’t miss the beginning of the newest feel-good drama series that will bring everyone closer to God, “Oh My G!” on Monday before “It’s Showtime” on ABS- CBN Prime-Tanghali. For more information about “Oh My G!” log on to www.abs-cbn. com, or follow @abcbndotcom on Twitter.
Honey Shot
Currently, Hannah is taking up graphic design in school. When not in school or studying, she, with her sister Cassie works part-time in a restaurant. We wish her, and her sister all the luck in their studies.
Hannah Gonzales
FEBRUARY 2015
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