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LAUGH RESORT
Sa Jollibee...
BUSINESSMAN: Excuse me, may wi-fi ba kayo dito?
PNOY: Naku sir ala po! But you can try our apple-fi or mango-fi sir!
Isang babae sa gilid ng rooftop... PULIS: Miss huwag! May solusyon ang lahat ng problema!
BABAE: Huwag kang makialam! Di ako maka-SEND!
KRIS: Ma’m, tingnan nyo po ang drawing ko oh!
TEACHER: Wow!! Ang galing mo namang mag-drawing ng MONKEY! KRIS: Ma’m, kayo po yan!
TATAY: Anak, totoo ba na sa school, nagbibigay-galang ang lahat pag dumadaan ka? Astig ah! Ano sabi nila?
JUAN:”Mabuhay ang mahal na reyna!”
Baliw tumawag s mental...
BALIW: Hello, may tao pa ba sa Room 28?
OPERATOR: Wala na bakit po? BALIW: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ko!
OPERATOR: Aha!
MISIS: Bat may blackeye ka?! MISTER: Kita ko naipit ang palda ng ale sa pwet nya...hinila ko, sinuntok nya ako...
MISIS: Sa dalawang mata? MISTER: Akala ko ayaw nya hilahin ko...binalik ko. Sinuntok uli
Sosyal nakiinom sa baryo...
GIRL: Where galing your water? LOLA: Sa ilog iha!
GIRL: Eeww, NAIINOM ba yan? LOLA: Nasa iyo iha kung gusto mo NGUYAIN!
JC de Vera goes to ABS
ACTOR JC de Vera does not regret his decision to join ABS-CBN.
He said he made the right move in July last year because he started to get noticed again for his acting chops.
“Patience is a virtue. Naniniwala kasi talaga ako na merong tamang timing ang lahat. So, ito yung magandang timing
na ibinigay sa akin ni Lord
and very thankful and grateful
ako sa lahat ng sumusuporta
talaga,” the actor said.
He was lauded for his
character Max Gonzales
in the hit evening drama “The Legal Wife,” alongside Jericho Rosales, Angel Locsin and Maja Salvador.
Aside from “The Legal Wife,” he bagged his first lead role in ABS-CBN in afternoon soap “Moon of Desire,” with Ellen Adarna and Meg Imperial. The 28-year-old actor has been in the entertainment industry for more than a decade.
He started in GMA-7 via teen-oriented show “Click” and did other programs such as “Joyride,” “Sugo,” “Mars Ravelo’s Captain Barbell,” “Pasan Ko Ang Daigdig,” “Babangon Ako’t Dudurugin Kita”.
JM de Guzman: I lost control
ACTOR JM de Guzman has spoken for the first time on his drug addiction.
While he was at the peak of his showbiz career, rumors surfaced last year that the 25-year-old was taking drugs.
JM admitted that there’s truth to all these rumors. “Totoo po yun, naging iresponsable ako. Nawala yung disiplina ko and lumaki yung ulo ko. I lost control,” he said. “Mentally hindi na ako makapag-isip ng derecho. Hindi ko na mapagkatiwalaan yung sarili kong desisyon. Responsibilidad, nawawala na din sa akin, disiplina, wala na. Emotionally hindi ko na kaya i-control,” he added.
JM told his dad and late grandfather to enter him into a rehabilitation center to help fight his addiction.
Honey Shot
Melissa enjoys, cooking, baking, sewing, sketching. She hopes to finsh college with a fine arts degree. We wish her all the luck in her endeavour.
Melissa Rejante
AUGUST 2014
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